When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'That's not what I said!'6....ARE WE COMMUNICATING???A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?', the doctor asked. 'No! Jackass!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!!In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a. There was no fear of security cameras so I adjusted myself from the inside.I pretended to admire the various styles and sizes of these wax masterpieces when the thought of a penis shaped candle crossed my mind. A wicked, wax dildo was lacking from my collection. I am always on the look out for something new. My fingers, for a brief moment, got lost with that distraction, and I had to remove them before they went too far. We exchanged smiles as the classically dressed Amish lady bid me farewell.. ”I’m still staring at the car as grandma says, “grandpa only drove it to get it serviced and to make sure it runs okay. And John has been taking care of it since your grandpa passed away.” Grandma walks to the passenger side door and stares at me. “A gentleman always opens the door for his date.” I stare at her in confusion. “Open the door for your date and take her for a drive.”Without complaining that I’m only fifteen and not old enough to drive, I walk around the car and let grandma in. I. .. She imagined all sorts of terrible thoughts, and she was so afraid of what she would find that she pushed the creaky old door open very slowly, and entered silently, feeling the blood pounding hard at her temples."Oh... Gramps... Gramps... It's so good... so goooood! MORE! MORE! MORE!" Nancy's voice pleaded."HONEY NO... I WON'T PLAY WITH YOUR PUSSY ANY MORE... DON'T MAKE ME!"Tricia froze at the sound of her father's voice. There were just no two ways to interpret what was going on, and.