Jasmine pulled the dog bowl towards my head and kept it below my face.“You know what this is?” Jasmine asked me“No Ma’am,” I replied.“This...is where we will empty our bladders,” she pointed to the one bowl on my left, “and this is where the guys will empty their ball,” she pointed to the other bowl.I looked at her and I knew what she was going to say next.“Do you know what you have to do with that?” She asked me.“Eat and lick it like a bitch?” I replied.“Good, you are a whore!” she replied and. Paul steps forward and the lights dim, a spot illuminating the nine year old boy, who sings a fine rendition of “Love Reign O’er Me.” The crowd is basically stunned, but then they ROAR forth with applause. Paula steps forward to share the spotlight with her boyfriend, but then she decides to hang back a bit for a moment instead. She’s happy to let him shower in the praise of the crowd. When it fades she steps forward.PAULA: Paul, that was wonderful.PAUL: Yeah, and now it’s your turn.Paula steps. "I looked back. "You are what?" I'm an animal rights activist. I belong to a group right here in town. Why would you be interested in animal rights groups?"I wasn't ready for this so I kind of hedged. "Oh, I just heard about something recently and wanted to get some information on it. This, uh, group that you're with, do they have a lot of success in dealing with animal rights issues?" You bet! We've got our own lawyers and they're usually in court on one kind of a case or another." Hmm. That's. I really had to pee. “I shoulda gone before we left the club.” “Why can’t you do it now?” Max said challenging me, as his stream splashed into the bush and onto the grassy trail.“Here?” I asked, a bit shocked.“It’s OK,” Max explained. “We do it all the time. Just spread your legs a little and let it go. It’s not like the deer and squirrels use toilets.”I moved one foot to the side and relaxed. I started to pee, and heard it splash onto the grass between my feet. For some reason, it seemed.