"This is fine," he says. "After your performance yesterday I assumeyou're happier on stage." Okay," I say. "You're an asshole. And you've been an assh...le to me allweek."I'm aware that everyone has stopped what they're doing to watch this."Now hang on," he starts to say."No, you hang on, you sexist asshole. We're all working hard for this,and all week you've given us nothing. Nothing I do is what you want,even if it's what you tell me you want! You're rude, you'reuncommunicative, you're either. I wasn’t a modern wizard. The world didn’t work that way.Nevertheless, I couldn’t explain the lingering kiss Jana was having with me. She had shown me nothing but hostility and disgust. At no point had she done anything that indicated she was interested in me, not even as a friend for Danielle’s benefit. Yet, here she was, here we were, kissing.She pulled back only a fraction. Her eyes fluttered open and I saw more in her gaze than I wanted to.Jordan had been subtle when she came onto me. She. "No, that's fine," he grumbled.Claire hadn't been particularly sympathetic to his plight. "Aww, poorbaby, has to ride a scooter," she said. "I don't even have a scooter!I don't have wheels of any kind!"Madison gave her sister a puzzled look. "What are you talking about?That scooter's been in the garage for years. I bet Mom and Dad wouldhave let you drive that whenever you wanted." Are you kidding? I wouldn't be caught dead on that thing. I mean,really," she said, giving a little shudder. She. He recognized me too and he told me in a very loud sarcastic voice in my face, "Hi, wimp Daddy! A new slut?"I answered from my gut without thinking of the four children who were with us, "Dear Jack, are your children from your mother-in-law? Is your mother-in-law a good fuck?"When I said this I looked at his wife, who was a little astonished by the awkward situation. Jack's arm moved quickly and his fist knocked my head. Total K.O. I fell unconscious for half a minute and collapsed on the.