. any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and o...dly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color. Mera email id hai Ye story bilkul sacchi hai maine apne ghar ke pas rehne wali ek aunty ki chutmari thi kuch mahino pehle ye usi ki story hai to ab mai story suru karta hu. Ustime mere mami papa ko koi kaam tha isliye wo city se bahar gaye huye the tomai ghar me akela rehta tha khana Pina bahar hi ho jata tha mareghar ke pas 1 punjabi aunty rehti thi unka koi baccha nahi tha aur unke patighar bohut kum aate the kyuki wo dusri kisi city me job karte the 1 din maighar wapas aa raha tha to dekha. Not for the fun of it did Cardinal Northstar say she is a good girl.“Cowardly Mar, tell these old nasties my opinion that they are too scared to answer whether they care about or not. Maybe their response would anger me more than yours and I’ll start beating them instead”. She landed on the floor and marched out with Sister Beatriz closely following.Only when a door shut at the other side of the floor and her footsteps could not be heard, did Archbishop Silternjan and Cardinal Northstar sourly. .Maine tum pe haath uthaaya. Par kya karu.? Tum mujhe b achhe lgne lge ho..Bahot pehle se..Tumhare hasi mazaak ne meri zindagi me jaisi ek nayi kiran aa gyi ho. Par yeh sb thik nhi..Mai kisi aurr ka sindoor lga chuki hoon..Isi liye khud pe gussa thi..So tum pe haat utha diya.Ab Dev machal pada… Dev ne kaha..Kya? Tum b mujhe pasand krti ho? Firr kya hua? Aurr kaunsaa sindoor..? Ek din ki shaadi b koi shaadi hoti hai..? Bss iss samaj k liye aurr apne saur ki zidd k liye tum apni har khwaish ka.