Something about her thighs caught my attention. I looked closer. The hairs on her legs were a slighly lighter shade of green than the skin. It would b... impossible for someone to die the skin one color and the hairs a different one. Somehow, I had a little, green woman asleep on my porch. Really green, not some Halloween trick. It immediately brought to mind what the cynics used to call extra-terrestrials: Little Green Men.I don't know if I did something to startle her. I know I didn't drool on. I noticedEmily wasn't doing anything but laughing at my torment."You're going to have to get used to it, Megan," she said, beforechuckling again. "It's Brett during school hours, remember." I scolded her. "I don't needto get into any more trouble than I'm already in."I don't know about that," Ethan said, returning my photo to me. "Youlook more like Megan than you do Brett, even wearing boy clothes."Now I was embarrassed and worried. What were the other kids going tothink? ---With great relief I. “Oh. OK, OK, calm down. Do I have it?”“It? Do you have what? What is IT?” Deb asked, now she was more frustrated.“The permission to fuck some cheating, piece of shit, slut.”“Well if we open our marriage you would have permission to come with me to some of the swinger’s get togethers and parties that my friends go to.”“Oh! So, I’d have to come with you? I couldn’t just go out a fuck some cheating, piece of shit, slut on my own?”“We would join a swinger’s club and go together,” she was getting. They were also going to control and patrol all access to the college grounds. A mobile State Police command center was on the way and would stay until all that was completed.The college was closed for the next seven days.The downside of this was I had to listen to my exchange with the Mayor several times. Eric and Frank both had it loaded on their smarter than smart phones and linked it to the flat screen, with the group laughing at the mayor’s plight. Apparently the state police and local FBI.