Wow was that something to think about. Then there was Alfred. I knew he was a dim light bulb short of a chandelier in the intelligence department, but...the way he was informing me about all this put him right up there as the stupidest guy I knew. I was sure he thought dating someone else’s girl all day was an OK thing to do. I figured I had finally got all the facts straight in my mind and to just to clarify the point about her asking him to meet for lunch I asked, ‘So when was the lunch date. "If you're up to it, you should really eatsomething" Thanks". I said. "Oh. I'm embarrassed that I have to ask this. How did Iget home?" Ron and a buddy brought you home," Mom said. " They carried you up thestairs and to your room. I tucked you in and made sure you didn't rollout of bed. Ron apologized profusely. He took full responsibility foryou." It was my fault, not his. I was the one who dragged him to that party." We figured," Dad said. "I can tell when someone's lying to cover forsomeone. It wasn’t often she got the big ‘I love you’ from Luke, so she treasured each and every time he said it. If she had a way to record those three little words, she’d play them over and over every minute of every day. Leaning in towards Luke, she kissed his cheek. Kaylee fully intended on confessing her love for him in return, thinking of the best way to deliver ‘I love you, too’ back. But before she could, a thunderous BOOM went up as one of the cars driving past them backfired. Luke jumped, but. Made me want to gag. Maybe oral sex was not going to be for me. I ate the banana. It was its punishment for leaving me unsatisfied in my quest for a penis substitute. I went to the fridge for a drink and opened it to see a big kielbasa wrapped in saran wrap on a plate. Was I that curious? Sure, but I would leave some curiosity's undiscovered. It was the right girth, and had a smooth outer skin. It was smooth and it was as fat or fatter than Bills penis. I wasn't that sick yet, I thought to.