It is New Years, not April's fools". The TV screen flickers again and the B-movie that was rolling before continued. The figure didn't pay much attent...on to it before, nor did they now. With pleased moans they devour the pizza and an entire bottle of coke before falling asleep on the couch.As the figure wakes up again, the TV screen shows the President with a concerned look. "Dear Citizens of the US. Today I was informed that the CDC encountered some sort of virus, which they call the K9-Virus.. "There was something else that came up in the blood work." He hesitates a second. "Have you been taking any kind of sleeping pill?" No. you know I don't believe in doing drugs." Well, have you noticed any pain, dizziness, nausea, anxiety, weakness, or a reduced sex drive?" He asked calmly."Well, I have seemed to be feeling a little week lately." I look up at him. "And now that you mention it, Sally and I have been slacking off lately." We found traces of valium and rohypnol in your blood." He. Davidson. She hadn't really expected it to go well, of course, but she had to try nonetheless out of respect for Mr. Davidson. She was still the version of Alani currently tasked with solving Mr. Davidson's sexual efficiency problem, so she turned her immense intellect toward other solutions to her boss's sexy, masculine urges, and tried to ignore the tingly warmth building between her legs as it threatened to influence the precision of her careful thoughts.The most appealing solution was. "Yes... Who are you?" I dared to request."Say it", I heard the harsh voice utter as there was a pause."I am Hajieelkhe."Wait. Hajieelkhe rang a bell, a bell that rang too much to ignore. "I recognise that name..." Really", he snarled. "Could it possibly be because I am the general of the Wilijian army?" Nope, didn't know that", I said impolitely, before I could stop myself. "It's not that."He sighed, the sound much more close to a groan than a sigh. "It does not matter." But it did, I knew it.