. I... I was only trying to protect you. I never wanted to hurt you, you have to believe me," Darlene sobbed."Protect me from what? Protect me from Je...ny? Who made you my protector?" Jim said angrily."I just thought she... she... wasn't right for you," Darlene said, wiping her eyes and nose. "I'm so sorry." Well, it's a little too late for apologizes. You can clean out your desk and... " Wait Jim," Jenny spoke for the first time. "Can I see you outside for just a minute."Jim looked over at. Woodpecker, you are familiar with wood are you not.”“Why yes. You could say I’m somewhat of an expert. I’ve perched upon gnarly oaks, shaded under weeping willows, and even sampled the sap of the sweet maples. What can I do for you gentlemen?”“Would you care to settle and argument for us? Could you tell us whether this sapling is the Son of a Birch, or the Son of a Beech?”“I would be happy to!” Said the woodpecker and off he flew.The princes were secure with this turn of events and even ceased. "In your dreams," she giggled sexily. "A bit of naked skin and you go all peculiar. Drink your wine and look at the pretty young girls in their little bikinis." I don't want to look at them, I want to look at you," I said."God, what's come over you?" she giggled again, "It's only ten in the morning. Now don't you dare be disgusting."She had seen that look on my face and jumped to the right conclusion. I took her hand and pulled her upright and then almost dragged her back to out chalet. I. Dave and Claire were friends from back in the UK. They’d moved to Tenerife about a year ago, in fact just as my divorce from my wife of many years, Gill, was finalised. Both offers had been made at the BBQ with a sell by date of tonight.I thought about asking them for two, overlapping threesomes. No, there was a lack of chemistry between the two couples, despite them being friends and neighbours and both couples being into sexual experimentation. Maybe something about Dave didn’t work for Karen.