The next day the same man arrived with the same lorry and said “I’ve got 12 new cars for you” “Are you sure they are for me” said Mr Mandela... The lorry driver consulted his clipboard and said “Yep - says Nelson Mandela right here”“Here show me” said Mandela. He looked at the clipboard and a big smile came over his face “You’ve come to the wrong place - that says Nissan Maindealer”An 80-year-old man tells his wife, “I’m going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”His wife gets. However, that hadn’t happened, his wife still remained hostile to any form of intimacy so this morning he threw caution to the wind, seized her as she turned the shower on, pushed over the bath and rammed away, emptying his nuts and then with a snarl snapped. “Next time it will be your bum you miserable cunt”. He then left her still over the bath with her backside raised to the ceiling, that was a few hours ago, now he had just dropped Eliz off at the local Mac’s.Eliz was a woman he had known. Three days had gone by and all i could think about was seeing my aunts perfect body. Every night I laid awake pleasuring myself to the thought of her nude body. As luck would have it she had an emergency at work and had to leave town for a night, so i got to babysit early. When i was done with school that day i hurried home as fast as i could and got ready for my aunt to pick me up. It seemed like an eternity before she got there, but she made it none the less. As we ride to her house i cant. See if you can kick those planes over the side, and tear up her catapults. I am going for her rudders." You got it boss."Okay cousin, we will toss some cookies off her flight deck." Cookies?" Sandra asked and then shook her head at her cousin Beth O'Bannon."Yep, going to dunk them, just as I would a cookie in milk, figure that way the Navy gets to keep their planes, but they are not going anywhere. I may be in the Federation, but that's my money that built those planes." Okay, cousin, whatever.