Alicia was his favorite of his sisters-in-law for many reasons, not the least of which was that she could take all of him in her mouth and suck a golf...ball through eight feet of cheap garden hose. He had never heard of this game before, but now that he had, he liked it. It was kind of silly, but required a certain flexibility of thought. He had created and discarded half-a-dozen rhymes and structures until he found one that he thought fit him well. He approached Hermione with a stalking. With the proper inducement, I think many of the people in the local area will open accounts in your bank. If you include on-line banking, people from other parts of the US, and possibly other countries, will open accounts.”Matt said, “I hadn’t considered that, Mary. What type of inducements were you thinking about?”“Think about our current personal checking and savings accounts, Matt. Each month, we draw less than one percent interest on our average daily checking account balance, and the. ” he said, running his fingers across his own hairless chin, “ ... the ladies love a smooth face.” Nothing was more important to me at that point than finding myself a lady and since he was older, cooler, and better-looking than me, I took the advice. A guy like Derek had to be practically buried in pussy.“You should also shave your stomach,” he said the next day. “That little bit between your pecs too. Chest hair can be attractive for older guys, but you have a good body. A smooth chest and. Then Mary corrected herself. ‘I mean Angela. I’m sorry, but if I use any formal title you’ll be punished.’ Angela listened and pretended to be sympathetic, ‘Come on let’s get this eaten.’ For the next few minutes Mary scooped oatmeal out of the bowl and put it in front of Angela who dutifully took in and swallowed every morsel. It was totally tasteless, no sugar, milk or anything to offset the sticky bland substance. Then Angela wrote the dreadful apology, and for the next hour read over the.