’ The girls in Berry are beautiful but are just that…girls….and would not live up to the title.’ ‘But, son,’ interrupted M.de le Fere, ‘...ou spend all your time in the woods and fighting the servants. How can you find a wife if you do not look for one?’ ‘If she is worthy of the title, she will be drawn to me father.’ At hearing this, M.de la Fere was slightly annoyed. ‘So you say you wish to seduce a woman with your rank and power? That is no way to find a wife. A woman who falls in love with. Why do men die before their wives?A. They want to.Q. How do men sort out their laundry?A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?A. ET phoned home.Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?A. It doesn't need cleaning.Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt sc****s.Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!Q. What do. My cock was hard all the way home until I could beat it into limpness thinking about the revelations I’d received. Fortunately I remembered after the first cum dump that I was going to see Cris tonight. That would be a helluva lot better place to shoot it.Shoot it I did, three times and she squealed in her inimitable way with each one. Damn, she could orgasm a lot. Was it me or did all the guys get her off so much. Dare I ask? Why the hell not? So I did.She grinned from under me, “Some do and. ....you know...........I needed protection." "Ah well, yes..... very sensible", he says. His face has flushed a gentle shade of pink. "Well.........perhaps I could just check you out, Katie. Blood pressure first." He gets out his blood pressure monitor and takes my reading. It’s fine, of course. Then he asks me to open my mouth and he checks my tongue and throat, and finally uses his light to check my eyes. He sits back down. "Well, all seems to be ok there" he says. "Well that's good news", I.