Q. Why do men die before their wives?A. They want to.Q. How do men sort out their laundry?A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.Q. What's the difference ...etween a man and ET?A. ET phoned home.Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?A. It doesn't need cleaning.Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt sc****s.Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!Q. What. His unruly shock of black hair and startling blue eyes, along with a shy smile, certainly got the ladies listening.I met him at his home. He welcomed me, offered me tea or whiskey, and seemed happy when I said tea would be fine.“Good lad. I’ve got the kettle on.”I followed him into his spacious kitchen, impressed with the design and noting it was sparkling clean. He noticed. “Bit of a neat freak, a legacy from my late wife. She was the most ordered person I ever knew, and it made an impression. It was a Friday so people were starting to arrive at the resort for the weekend. As we unloaded the car, Laura suggested we go for a run which sounded like a fantastic idea. I dropped my bags off in my room and then met Laura outside. As we were on the trail heading into the woods, I saw Ashley from a distance, but I don’t think she saw my wave. I’d find her later and see how she was doing.Laura didn’t say much while we were running, but after we had stopped and were cooling off, she started. Main sara cum pee gayee. Phir who khada hua aur bola, mausi maza aagaya tumne to mujhe saatwen aasmaan par pohuncha diya . Phir who mere kapde utaarne laga, usne meri bra kholi aur jeans kholi. Usne ek jhatke mein mere jeans aur panty utaar di. Mujhe utha ke bed pe litaya, meri taange phailayeen aur meri choot chatne laga. Who meri clitoris ko choos raha tha aur beech beech mein use daaton se kaat bhi leta tha. Mere munh se awaz nikli, Uuunnnnnhhhhh chooso mere bete maze se chooso aur chat dalo.