The Kool Aid pitcher was low, but I naturally went for a cup of the ice water anyway, and a fistful of what I presumed were oatmeal raisin cookies. At...least none of the raisins moved.Mrs. Devers was gazing benignly over the gathering as Mike and I circulated, introducing ourselves. I did my best to follow Carl's advice, easily summarized as "don't talk, do listen, and catch names."Heather Mac's chatter and tinkling laughter dominated the room. She seemed to be paired with -- what else? -- a. "Yeah, but did you see her face? It was priceless." But—"A high-pitched screech caused Kelly and everyone else in the bungalow to stop talking. All eyes shot towards the bathroom. The girl Tara had just teased appeared in the doorway. She held her undone shorts up with one hand and pumped her fist with the other."That's not funny," she screamed. "Whoever picked up the toilet seat is an asshole." She spun around and stomped back into the bathroom.Tara grabbed her belly with both hands and fell. Like she had a lot more than other girls.Morgan stood and removed her shirt, she threw it at Tony, he pulled it off, she undid her jeans and pulled them down. She threw them at him, she stood in her bikini, she removed her hat and threw it at him.Tony was laughing as he warded off her projectiles.She let her hair down, literally. She put her hands on her hips."Happy?" she asked him."Very much." he said smiling up at her."Good, why don't you get over here and put some of that lotion on me." she. Maggie was saying how much she loved Jackie’s dress and just how fabulous she was looking and it was a shame I didn’t look so sexy in my dress. Jackie came to my rescue with much praise about the way I looked but Maggie added “she looks fabulous but just that is not my favourite outfit of hers”. I asked her which was I I thought she really liked this one to which she answered “I love that one but you know what I love your French maid outfit, you look so hot in that. Go and put it on for Jackie.