“No, not humiliating. You look spectacular babe, just gorgeous; trust me, you have absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about. Now our young waiter,...who is probably sporting a big old boner right about now, he should be embarrassed for looking. Then again, we did leave them in plain sight.” “Mmm, almost like we wanted him to see them. Did we?” I shrugged. “I don’t know; I don’t think so, not consciously, anyway. No harm done though, right?” “I suppose, other than to my pride. Those were. I cannot believe how time has flown since leaving school. I was seventeen when Miss Artur caned the entire hockey team on the stage in front of our parents.The reason being our semi-final match had ended in a mass brawl after Miriam Taylor's leg was broken by a Boreham defender. I called the girl who assaulted Miriam a fucking cow while slapping her hard around the face.The altercation that followed was never seen at a school match or any match, I doubt before. It involved all the players and. ..?"I chuckled back. "I'd prefer it that way. Obviously. But if you'd ratherbunk up with me and leave Simon with his dad, that'd be okay too."Jake shrugged. "It'd more fun for me to share with Simon like last time.And, well... let's face it... it'd be more fun for you pair too. So Iguess it makes sense."I smiled across at him. "More fun for different reasons, of course."Jake grinned at me. "Ooh I dunno, dad. Simon's got a really nicebum... really tasty!"I threw him a look of. . that is so cool ... Were there a lot of people on the beach?" Well, yeah, I guess so ... Quite a few anyway." Men and women?" Of course." Were they all topless?" Most of them." Like ... uh ... how old were they?" The women you mean?" Uh huh ... the teenage girls ... girls my age ... were they topless too?" Yeah, in fact it was mostly older women that weren't topless. I would guess that any teenage girl that had anything at all to show off was topless." Were you with anybody?" Just Daddy.".