Monica was stunned but quickly recovered and used her tongue to duel with Tricia's. Monica slid her hands down to Tricia's ass and pulled her close. T...icia's spandex bottoms were soaking wet on her thigh. Monica gripped the waistband and pulled up as hard as she could. Tricia broke the kiss to let out a scream and pull away from Monica. Monica held onto Tricia's spandex bottoms and pushed them down as Tricia pulled away from her.Tricia tried to stand but tripped on her spandex and fell back to. A lonely frog goes to a psychic to find out about his future. The psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her? At work, at a party?”“No,” says the psychic, “in a biology class.”Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”The blonde died.There’s a new kind of coffee that. " Zoie, is like the bomb Dad! She speaks like a zillion languages!"Zoie came up, giving me a hug." Now AJ, I only speak seven languages fluently." Listen to this Dad." AJ then spouted out some cryptic words. He looked at Zoie. "Did I say that right Zoie?"Zoie patted AJ on the shoulder "Yes AJ, you pronounced that perfect." She had a mischievous look in her eye."What's it mean AJ?" I asked."It means 'Eat Shit and Die' in Uzbek!" AJ was beaming. "Dad, ain't that cool!" ZOIE!" I turned toward my. I believe you learnt them. Quiet now." But Headwoman..." Now, Leear. Just lie quietly. Feel what is happening. You cannot think your way through this. You must live it."The girls surrounded me then, chattering quietly amidst the smoke, and the beat. I looked at their faces, and saw their pin-like eyes. They were well under the influence already. A couple of my good friends were in the group, but they didn't return my gaze, looking instead at the bowls and jars they carried; embarrassed perhaps..