" I told the men.All four of us were grinning at each other at our success when we noticed a mounted party coming towards us. I recognised King Fergus...mac Erc himself at their head and prepared myself for a bad tempered monarch. Instead he appeared to be in quite a good mood as he rode up."Greetings Scott mac Fergus, I've come to summon you to the burial of Duncan mac Innish. We sail for Iona within the hour, be ready man." As you command my Lord," I replied."What are you about here anyway?". Next thing the drag queen is asking “Do you want Jake to stop?” and shoving a microphone in my face. “No” I said so all the pub could hear and o how they cheered at that. I looked up at sexy Jake and he was ripping the wrapping off a condom with his mouth. The thoughts running through my mind at this point. I was thinking he can’t fuck me here in front of everyone but that thought also excited me I wanted him to do just that. He slid the condom down his huge cock and now I could hear my friends. But now is the time when you have to think about this and make your decision. You will have until, I guess, tomorrow, to think about it. And so that you know, you have to say ‘no’ rather than say yes. If you come to us and say yes, that is fine. If you say no, that, too, is fine. But if you just don’t do anything, well, that means that we are going to have to do this the, well, hard way as opposed to the easy way.”With that, the three of them left, with Natalia handing me a card with a number. "Wanker! He knew about us and you let us go through with it anyway? Elizabeth and I are going to punish you!" Sweetheart, I'm sure Father didn't know what you two were going to do, only that you were plotting to get Mother laid real good tonight. So, he played along with it." And you did, too, you little shit!" Well, as a mere male, who am I to even consider thwarting the sinister plans of the High Priestesses of the Twitching Twat? Besides, as I told George once after Leone gave us her show, I.