”With a playful grin she placed the food onto two plates and walked up to me and kissed me softly on the lips and placed a hand over my shirt covere... heart, “I hope I have more of you than that now, Jules.” and her same hand quickly dipped down and squeezed at my dick over my pants, making my cock jump and throb a little at the attention. Damn, she's a trouble maker, I was in for a hell of a time from now on.We sat down and began to eat, it all tasted wonderful. I wasn't quite as skilled in the. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes”Then the guy looks to his right and sees ... three streams!“What the hell is that?” “War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”.The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see... 12 streams!“War wound??” “Nah my zipper’s stuck”A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. “Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt”. Seema boli chalo ab hum thoda rest karte hain aur plan ke bare me sochte hai lekin ye do din me nahi hoga isliye abhi se socho phir sam ke next tour me success hoga abhi sam se to pura chudwalo.Ye kahkar seema kapde change karne chali gayi mami aur rima bhi kitchen me chali gayi.Phir kuch der bad seema mere pas aakar baithi aur boli janu hume water park jana chahiye wahan khoob masti karenge aur boli ke hum tujhe jate waqt kuch mahmani karenge mai bola matlab kaisi mahmani wo boli tujhe ek aur. She would be out shortly. When she came out, she was wearing a short black skirt and a black halter-top. She was also carrying some things in her hands. She sat down beside me and said, “Stand up and stand directly in front of me.” Jane grabbed a hold of my hips and had me stand in front of her. “Now put your hands on your head and keep them there until I tell you can take them down.” She unbuckled my belt, zipped down my zipper, and unbuttoned my jeans. Then she glided them to the floor..