Let me stop you right there. We've heard every possible joke about Jack and Jill and we're sick and tired of them, so don't bother. Anyway, we live in...a rabid football town. We have season tickets for the local team and bet heavily, but only on our boys. Football Fever had set in. It was the first game of the playoffs and we had home team advantage right up through the Super Bowl.The rain falling at the start of the game had turned into snow and ice by halftime. By the middle of the third. “I take it there’s more to it though.”“Quite correct, the booze just adds a little handicap to the event to prevent making it too easy. Behind the second door is a ferocious grizzly bear and you need to take a tooth from it inside the same time limit, bring it out here and put it this side of the line next to the empty bottle.”The prospective member blinked and stared at the third door. “Oh, this has got to be good.”“Actually, it is. There’s a very lovely young lady in there who’s stark naked. When we got out we walked up to Richard's multi-million dollar mansion. Richard greeted us at the door and we were shocked to see a group of people partying at his house. I told Richard to invite a few of his friends however I didn't expect 10 older men and 4 other extremely sexy women. They honestly looked like bikini models. When we walked into the backyard party, I looked back expecting Sara to be mad at me for us being over dressed, however instead she had a huge grin on her face and an. He now knew that someone had to have found the "Panty Raid", pages. There was nothing he could do but to haul out of there and get the goods back to his dorm room. Hopefully a janitor swept them up and into the garbage without a second thought. Afterall it was a library, anyone would assume it was a part of someone's research. Making his way across campus, he thought about where he would hide the uniform. There was no way he would attempt to try it on anytime soon. Unless he was guaranteed.