Newsagent: Pity I’m not running a garden centre. No pleasing some folk. Luckily, though, for a while I got a bit of a rest from the weather. That wa... because I was busy watching a particularly nasty gatecrasher do an amazing amount of damage in a very short space of time. No I wasn’t at mad Aunt Maud’s latest 21st birthday celebration – I’d decided to give that party a miss on account of it being held at the naturist park and my bikini line being more gorillian than Brazilian (that and not. The way you came back from everything you’ve been up against this year is unimaginable. All I can say is most wouldn’t have had the guts or the know-how to do what you have accomplished. I was just coming out to wish you luck this weekend. I hope you destroy the state tournament record as well.”“Thanks, Coach, it means a lot to me, just out of curiosity what is the state golf tournament record?”“I think it’s a 63 for the lowest single round and a combined 127 for the two-day event, which is 17. Linda says nothing but steps back from the dog and begins unfastening the top button of her blouse.“I guess we are...” Adds Charley with a knowing look to camera.Moments later that blouse is cast aside, revealing a classy white silk bra. Then we watch as she unzips and lowers her black skirt, stepping out of it and showing panties that match her bra. The camera lingers on her chest and we see that her lightly tanned skin is decorated with smattering a brown freckles. When she unfastens her bra. They showed the boys how to take their knives and cut the bark off the pine trees, making a big yellow target on seven of them.The young boys were anxious as they walked back to where their saddles were lined up on the wide, flat rock. Without even being told, each of them stood behind the rock near their saddle.“Duncan, you show them how to use their saddle as a rest for their gun so they can get a good shot. You men watch close, Duncan will put his first bullet in the center of that middle.