’ ‘Going to mind your manners, P’s and Q’s then?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Behave for the nice Englishman trying to save you ridiculous tarts?’ ‘I ...aid ‘yes’!’ ‘I know,’ he gestured at her with his cigarette, ‘But now you’ve said it three times. That makes it a promise and I am the last person on this bloody planet you want to break promise to, got it?’ ‘Got it,’ Miranda sighed. ‘Then let’s shift it, Binty.’ ‘Don’t call me—’ Grey stopped and looked at her. ‘Never mind.’ ‘Smart girl,’ and with that, the three of. “I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it.”This one is compliments of alfclif7The preacher is having supper with little Johnnie and his family.Johnnie looking out the window hollers, “There’s a fucking lion out there!”His dad looks and sees a big dog.“Johnnie you go to room your and ask God for forgiveness.”Johnnie is back very quickly.“Did you get forgiven?”“Yes Sir, He said it was OK. When he first saw it He thought it was a lion too.”This one is. Madison grinned...Bianca was in for a wild night.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The girls realized that if Adam was going to be playing in the football game that night, his father would probably be home alone, watching a movie or catching up on some work. The plan, as Madison explained, was for Bianca to show up at Mr. Masterson's house to ask him for help with a school project. Bianca would explain that she had to. Getting between my legs he spread my butt cheeks wide. His tongue flicked and probed my hole. Reaching between my legs he slowly stroked my dick. It felt better than I remembered. After a few minutes I felt something harder on my butt. He circled his finger around my hole while pressing against it. Soon I felt it go in. It seemed to fill my insides as he moved it in and out. He used my pre-cum as a lube as he continued to move in and out. Suddenly I felt a sting as he pushed a second finger in.