"I stretched out my legs as my eyes just about rolled to the back of myhead when Jess came back into the room with another beer. I was sorelaxed I had...'t even felt her get up from the couch. I took the beerand sipped it as I drifted off again.I woke up fully invigorated. From my watch I calculated I'd dozed forabout 45 minutes. I thought I must be more tired from the week than I'drealized. I could hear Jess humming in the kitchen but rather than getup I closed my eyes and I let out a grunting. But that day ... That day they came down the aisle, hand-in-hand. I noticed them. Boy, did I notice!They sat down with a plunk right across from me. I tried not to stare. They were older than me, nearly my sister’s age. And pretty. Very pretty. Very, very pretty to a 14-year-old boy; me. I stared. Both had sandy blond hair. One had shoulder-length, the other even longer. They giggled to themselves and were still holding hands. I thought that was kinda cute. They both had on the pleated skirts. Yes, I’ve heard the old people say the people of Hordaland and Scodaland, and even the Danes still worship the old stone gods. If they do, and if they come to our shores, we’ll give them a taste of well-forged and well-honed Christian steel. Yes mark me; our loving Jesus and his Saints will give us the power to drown the heathen in a sea of their own blood.Oh I see my lord has come out through his main portal. He’s waving at me. I best move ahead. It looks as though the time has come.So here I. " I moved over to the door to head home. "Thanks for the help Jim. I'm sorry about everything else though." "It was really no problem," I responded. "Anytime, anywhere, anything. I'm just a phone call away." I wrapped my hands around her head and repeated, "Anything," before kissing her hard. "Dammit," Lori muttered as she shut the door and kissed me back. After a few minutes of making out, I placed my right hand on her knee and started to slowly slide it up her skinny left leg, allowing it to.