”The bartender poured him another beer.A few minutes later, the man said for a third time: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”Thoroughl... confused, the bartender said: “Excuse me, when are you going to pay for all these beers?”The man said: “Now the arguments start.”A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.They hear a faint moan.. Now his shorts were definately shrinking, he reached under his elasticated waist and adjusted himself, making it so I could see his members outline under the material, and it looked big.It wasn't long before the sausage lay forgotten on the plate and I was throwing my legs in the air to give him a nice view of my round ass in white panties. I could see him pumping himself under his shorts now, his arm was working furiously when I untucked my cock from the restriction of pants. I got on all. I agreed to come over and meet him. I found the hotel, one of those ex-country house hotels; very up market and not easy to find. As I drove down the drive, I felt my heart rate increase as I contemplated what may be about to happen; I’d only ever kissed one guy before and was nervous about how far John would expect me to go.As I stepped out of my car and approached the front door, it opened a crack. I pushed my way in through the storm doors and before me stood John; late 40’s, a little. We’ve got two k**s. Elder one is Ram aged 4 and the younger one is Kishan aged 1. Both go to the same school.I’m average built. But after giving birth to two k**s, my figure has become quite busty and have put on some weight. Still, my figures are 32-29-31.5. I sense people looking at me whenever I go out to shop or buy groceries.Coming to the incident, this happened a few months back. My husband got ill and he was advised 3 months bed rest. His company decided to grant him leave but it was.