Laying her palm against my face, she says, "Look, Randy, I'm sorry to sound so harsh but if you feel free to make affectionate gestures like that, it'... just a matter of time before you do it in the wrong place and in front of the wrong person. While it might cause you a red face, it could cost me my career. Don't you understand that?" I do now. Like I said, it won't ever happen again."She kisses me on the cheek and hugs me tight for a moment before turning back to the sink. I take that as a. .I finally found one that you might as well say it was the right one! I met this man that has rocked my world for 2 years. This is my story:I was sitting on my computer one day looking at my messages on the dating website, when one in particular caught my eye. There was no picture so I sent him a message back and told him that I would not respond any more without a picture. He put his up and I was very curious by now. We chatted for almost 3 hours found out he was retired law enforcement shared. While passing by in the market or building premises she used to turn back look at me, but I acted as if I was not interested.One day She was all alone, and she rang my door bell and ask my wife for help. She wanted to fix the regulator for the new gas cylinder. My wife asked me if I cud help her. My wife went in our kitchen and I was escorted by this lovely lady to her kitchen, I fixed the regulator.And while coming out of the kitchen, I just pulled her hand, took her to one corner and hugged. ” The old man said, “You thought but you are wrong.”So they asked him, “Well, old timer, what do you have?” The old man said, “I thought it was a fart ... but I was wrong, too!”... ✧ ✧ ✧Compliments of Reltney Mc ‎I heard a variation of that story (the wine-for-husband story)During Mr. Clinton’s presidency, it was reported, the President descended the stairs of Marine One, on the South Lawn of the White House, carrying two pigs. The Marine Guards, at the bottom of the stairs, saluted as Mr..