She grabbed my hand and said dramatically, "Well let's introduce you to the world."It was then I realized I was going to be in public dressed as a dra... queen. But I rationalized I was in a different city, a different country actually, so it was very unlikely anyone would know me. I followed along, wondering how much of a pet I was becoming.She took me to a restaurant in Little Italy and we sat out on the patio while we waited for food. Not surprisingly, we got plenty of looks: from curious, to. We’ll do our best to avoid that Lake of Fire business, for my sake as well as yours, and Tabby’s. Trust me, I don’t want to go there, either. You’re not a regular human being, so stop acting like one! You’re the Beast, baby! Act like it!“As for regular ol’ Hell, who do you think runs the place and sets the damn rules down there? Jehovah? As if he would condescend that much! I decide who burns, freezes, etc. for how long, etc. Now, that Lake of Fire place, sure Jehovah controls that, but not the. "Good gel," he said. "One of the best. Dare say you'll want the ablutions now. And I must toddle off." Having found a tissue to wipe the remaining dribble from the tip of a now limp but still impressive instrument, he was already dressing himself. "You should come down for a week-end. Join one of our little parties. Care for that, would you?" What kind of party do you have in mind?" she asked cautiously."Whatever suits your fancy. Plenty of scope, lots of bedrooms, if you like that sort of. ”Nastia looked puzzled and then she shuddered with exaggerated disgust. “Ugh! You are so gross. I wonder sometimes why you’re my favorite uncle.”“If I really was your favorite uncle, you wouldn’t think it was gross.”“Well it’s still gross,” she said petulantly, “and if mum could hear you trying to debauch her little girl…” her smooth brow wrinkled as she paused in thought, “…is that the right word, debauch?”“Probably, seduce sounds nicer though.”“Not if you’re doing it to a thirteen year old.