. “Eyes forward, 3 minutes till the Mall opens so relax.”We have no idea what to expect when the Mall opens, so we wait nervously. Finally, we hea... a series of beeps, and a moment later the folding doors begin to part in the center and fold back to each side. Lights start beaming into our room as the doors open wider and wider. We all stand still as they fully open and the sounds stop.Ms Watson from behind us says... “2 steps forward.”With our eyes still adjusting to the light, we all step. Just over ten kilo and 78 centimetres.”“Well, then he’s too tall. He was about 10018 grams at the pediatrician’s an hour ago but just over 80 centimetres.”“Did she seem unhappy?”“Not at all.”“Then I wouldn’t worry. What did Sam say?”“He said ‘Hi, lady.’ And ‘bye.’ And ‘Home now?’”“Sounds OK to me.”“What did the doctor say?”“Six months unless there’s a problem.”“Well, there you are. You produced a healthy boy who’s marginally taller and heavier than the average. He’d have to be over 12 kilo and. ..Despite the cold weather, the usual gaggle of fans greets us at theentrance to the coffee shop, and Kayla and I are only too happy to posefor selfies and answer quick questions- Kayla in particular, as most ofthe fans are (understandably) there to see her. However, one of thefans' questions causes me to instantly tense up."Is your boyfriend gonna be here?" The fan asks Kayla, making her gigglenervously and avoid my gaze."No comment," Kayla replies. "And no comment on whether or not he evenis. Tiffany's heart sank at the sight, even before she was given herinstructions.The first chair in her allocated row was occupied by a grinning MrWatkins. She lifted the rolls of fat out of the way and located hisshort but rather thick appendage. As she lowered her mouth onto him,trying to ignore the smell of his sweaty crotch, he stroked her hair andconfided: "When I taught you, Eric, you were such a pretty boy that Ifantasised about having you all the time, did you know that?" Tiffanyshook her.