He then asked me if I would like a drink and I said yes please and he went to bring me one back and as we were drinking he was chatting about his hous... and how many room were in it and asked if i would like a tour not thinking I said sure would love to so he took me up stairs and showed me aroundthrough all of the bedrooms and bath rooms and then we wealked back down stairs to the main floor and we got a few more drinks and he said ready for the rest of the tour I said ok so we walked through. "Half of my friends exclaimed, "Wow!" The others incredulously uttered, "No WAY!!!" Why didn't you tell us before?" Tom asked."I didn't figure it out until a few seconds ago. I put it all together from some of my family history I remembered and combined it with what Soon Lee had found on the internet."As a youngster I'd asked my parents about my middle name and why they'd chosen it. They said it was a name that was passed down through the ages from Colonial times."I guess the fact got lost that. Main un dono ke bich jaakar sofa par baith gaya Raat ke 9 baj chukey tay.Aunty ney muje kiss kiya aur kaha dear aaj tum meri bhout dino sey lagi aag ko saant kardou uncle ne meri pant ki jeep kholi aur aur mera land under wear sey bahar nikala uncle ne bola dekh kitnaa bada hai jab yah teri chut me jayega tou tuje janat ki sair hongi aunty ney kaha ki ravi tuje bhi tou land apni gaand mai lena hai.Uncle bola jab sey esney meri gaand mari hai main tou es ke land ka dewana hoo chuka hoon mainey. Bill yelled, "Hey, you have a big enough dick."Bill always teased Tom about the size of Tom's dick, because Bill's dick was larger.When Tom got downstairs his mother asked him, "Did you put those wet shorts in the clothes basket?" Yes, Mom."Tom was thinking, 'She sees everything, I wonder if she checks my socks for cum.'"Do you want anything to eat before you go?" No, we'll get something to eat." Who are you going out with tonight?" Jane." "What happened to that nice girl you took to the senior.