Home? Perish the thought! My home was in a small cozy apartment where my clothes and meager belongings remained. I hoped I would some day walk through...the apartment door on two legs again.Some day."Bmeik fie vee!" The words were unrecognizable but the voice was triumphant as I spun to stare up at a very tall human man as he brought something down swiftly around my neck. He had a companion who did the same to the black and white cat beside me."Rowww!" I hissed, trying to tell 'Tom' to flee, but. Eventually, I gave in to her continued asking about it and agreed to enter the contest with her.A few days later both Julie and I were called in for what they called an entry examination which was an interesting experience in itself. We were met by a pretty woman in her late 30's who conducted us to a windowless room in the rear of the building. Once inside she asked both Julie and I to remove out clothes and then the woman pulled out a camera and took a number of pictures of Julie and myself. " I just want to be inside of you again, baby."I confess I was a little wet and a little buzzed. Maxwell was an honest-to-god Greek masterpiece. Muscular like you wouldn't believe. The idea of him wanting me..."I'll pay you." Maxwell--" Double."I stopped. One of my fingers, I noticed, was nearing the gap between my legs and my left breast had popped out of a fold in my robes."The parlor is closed down. It's being remodeled. I can't see you there." Anywhere, then." I have been known to make. Most of the time, Coyte grumbled to himself about how boring things weresince he got stuck. "Oh sure," he'd say, "I managed to have a little funby sending my power to Earth, and turning one poor schmuck's life totallyupside down, that had been a good time, but other than that ... this isno place for jokes - or a joker."But today felt different.Something was about to happen, Coyote could feel it.Then the air shimmered, and there in front of Coyote was what lookedexactly like a Christmas elf. .