When we got out of the shower Aunt Buzz told us not to dry off, we had another ceremony to complete first. She produced the bundles of white sage. She...lit a candle and used the candle to light all three bundles. She told us the smoke of the sage was to purify our thought processes, and balance the energy of the area where the smoke touched. We put the flame out and let the sage smolder. She showed us how to smudge the area by waving the bundle just enough that the smoke touched everywhere we. Taking pity on the poor, brain dead sap, I asked, 'Jason, what time is it?''I didn't bring my watch. Somewhere around 9am if I had to guess.''How long until the sun peeks over that cliff?'Looking, Jason estimated, 'A few more minutes.''How many beach umbrellas are there?''Five. Guess they're pretty hard to carry here overland on that trail.''And....'Jason looked around again. I sighed in defeat.'And how many of those five umbrellas belong to us?''Four.' Jason had looked exactly this confused. "stick it up in me baby doll" she demanded, i lifted her up and slid myself into her, she began to ride it throwing her head back and grinding hard on my stick shift "come on Shelley" I said looking into her eyes "ooh ooh ooh you like how I'm riding your fucking dick? she asked she knew the answer to that as I sucked on her nipples and squeezed her titties together and sucked on those tits. "ahh baby" I mumbled i squeezed her butt and smacked her as a few times. "ooh i like that sweetie!" she. ’ And she quickly moved to the kitchen. I closed my eyes and exhaled, and when I heard her movement approaching, it was the random chance of my shifting of body weight that allowed me to deflect her arm as she tried to bash me with a hammer. ‘FREEZE!’ She instantly froze, her momentum causing her to land awkwardly on the sofa, her face buried in the pillows. What did I forget? Did my initial command about doing the literal minimum not apply anymore? Maybe it elapsed much earlier, and she simply.