We can't do this any more.”“Nooooo!” Jamie whined. “I'm gonna want you to do that to me again. Pleeeease?”“Jamie,...” I began. She inter...upted me with a kiss.“Is that what I taste like?” my daughter asked.“Yes. I think it tastes good.”“It's okay, I guess. What does a penis taste like?”“I don't know, sweetie. I've never tasted one.”“But you've kissed a girl after she's sucked it, haven't you?”“Well, yes.”“So, does it taste okay?”“Um,.. I guess so.”“Well, I'm going to find out. Teach me how to. ‘Taking all that into consideration, which one of you wants to put a suit on the their card. I’ll repay you when the bank opens Monday.’ ‘Bullshit, call it payment for past due birthday presents,’ Lucy said. Alex nodded. He hadn’t sent presents either, so he should have argued with her. Since he knew there was no reasoning with Lucy, he just kept quiet. Alex settled on the first suit he saw along with a shirt and tie. He just wanted to get out of the crowded mall. He and Lucy had stopped in a. Jis din mere maat pita kahin gaye hotay tou maano jaisay hamari diwali ho jati. Hum dono akelay ghar me jagah jagah chudai kr te. Kitchen me, bedroom me, drawing room ke sofa pr, bathroom me. Tumhari maa se vivah ho ne tak me usay chodta raha. Phir us ka bhi vivah ho gaya. Lekin phir jab kabhi moqa milta wo mujh se zarur chudwati. Mujhe se chudne ke liye aksar wo apne susral se hamaray ghar aa jati. Such poocho tou us ki bari beti asal me meri chod se peda hui. Bilkul meri soorat paai hai. Mahi unhe kehti hai mom aao yaha baitho mehfil saj gayi hai drink karte hai waise latika sirf apne husband matlab mere sasur ji ke saath hi drink karti hai.Par wo boli dress pehen ke aati hu me bola mom aaj sabko dost samjho aur unke haath pakad k kheech liya wo sarmate hue baith gai mene unhe ek drink diya aur peene ko kah unka gala sukhne laga tha wo ek baar me pee gayi. Mahi khus ho rahi thi wo boli mom thoda ghabra rahi tum jao fresh ho lo me unhe normal karti hu me bathroom chala gya. Mahi.