A few minutes later I was knocking on Jenny's apartment door. She was surprised to see me, and seemed rather het up. " I just came to wish you luck Je...ny dear and to see if you had changed your mind about marrying Ted." No hard feelings then Tony dear." I did not say that. It's hard for me to be the best man when my so called best friend is marrying my girl, the only girl I have ever loved." Oh Tony don't be silly, you know you don't love me. Come on in and have a drink and wish me luck."I knew. "All you need now is topractice. Do you know Brenda in year five?" Yes," I replied."Well, if I'm not around, or any of the beauty people aren't, then askher. She is a miracle worker with the brushes; just don't tell Stacy.I'm going to quickly wipe off your makeup and make you look like asophisticated sixteen-year-old girl. The makeup will be subtle so youshouldn't get into trouble."When she was finished I couldn't believe the look. I couldn't tell I hadmakeup on but there in the mirror was. “That would explain why you’re always so goddamn horny,” Madison said. “She’s got you there,” Alyssa agreed.Ashley laughed again. “Damn, I guess y’all caught me.”“Do you play that up?” Alyssa asked Ashley, taking a sip of wine.“Play what up?” Ashley asked.“How horny you are,” Alyssa giggled. “Like, I know the joke is that Ashley has the sex drive of a thirteen-year-old boy. But, like, do you really?”“I don’t know,” Ashley said. “What do you think Brian?”I laughed. “That girl is insatiable,” I. "Everybody on your feet, now!"The seven girls all stood up."Line-up in alphabetical order by first name!"When they were assembled, Leldon marched up and down in front of them three times before he said, "Amy, step forward!"She looked kind of worried -- they all did. I couldn't blame them. When Leldon goes into his act he can be downright fearsome. I admired her for stepping forward without fainting."Why were you brawling in my front yard?" They were going to cut off my hair, Sir." And why would.