Go ahead, you know you want it. Just move up there and ease down onto him. I’ll help you.”At that point I was so turned on that I couldn’t resis.... Moving up with Sam’s help, I lifted my leg to straddle Danny. Reaching down, I gripped his cock and guided it inside my outer labia. Sam knelt beside me, steadying me as I began to lower myself onto Danny’s dick.His cock slid into me easily because my pussy was slick from Sam’s cum but I could feel my insides stretching to accommodate his size and it. "Nothing happened," I said. If you're going to tell a lie, I always figured, tell a big one.It didn't work. "Nothing? You look like you went 10 rounds with Muhammad Ali!" Yeah, I had a fight," I admitted. "But it was nothing." I turned to go up the stairs to my room.Maude -- my grandma always insisted I never call her Grandma, like my ma always wanted me to call her Carol -- anyway, Grandma grabbed me by the arm."Ow! That hurts!"She turned me around to face her again. "I think... I think you're. "I would be mightly honoured to do that for ye"."As an extra mark of respect I would like to strain it through me kidneys first"These are compliments of RabbiRabbit and they are awful, really bad:If you would run all of these at once I would be most grateful and you can even use the jokegasm line, as awful as it may be.What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, and a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs..What would you call a Mexican. She stood straight, gave him a fluttering fingers wave, and left.Think how it looked to Abigail; all she saw was Sherise talking to Mike and smiling, then bending her blonde head to him to kiss him. She couldn't see Mike's expression, or his shock, but she could see Sherise's smile and little flirty wave.It hit her like a ten-tonne truck; she was devastated. She turned and left as quickly as she could. Blindly rushing out of the building, tripping on the steps up to the road, it's a miracle she.