If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all".--Henny Youngman"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enoug... blood to run one at a time".--Robin Williams"In Germany police are searching for a woman who holds men at gunpoint and forces them to have sex with her. Actually, the gun isn't for the sex, it's to keep the guy around later to make him cuddle".--Jay Leno"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope".--George Burns"It's been so long. 'Actually all he did was spread her cunt lips and peer into her vagina."Tell me the truth now, for I shall find out and be angry if you lie to me. Are you really a virgin?" he asked sternly."Yes, truly I am," she said, then is much lower voice she asked, "Are you going to..." Hmm. We'll have to see about that," he answered as his mind raced.He knew enough to realise that an English virgin who had come to Kobekistan willingly, and had nobody back in England who cared where she was, could be. "So anyway, this one Saturday she decides she's going shopping with a couple of friends and she'll be out for most of the afternoon. As soon as she's gone I zap myself upstairs, strip out of my boy clothes and put on undies, black tights and a camisole. "About a month earlier I screwed up my courage enough to get a full makeover at the Estee Lauder counter at the local department store, so I had a complete set of tools to play with. I shaved again, started with the foundation and then tried as. His buddies and their girlfriends came over as soon as we had pulled onto the lot. They all said hi and some asked him who I was. Keith smiled and introduced me, ”This is Sara, she is from Kansas.”I smacked his arm and we laughed. His friends not only talked to him but to me also. I rather enjoyed that with being the new girl on the block. We stayed till it was time for him to get me home.Keith got out opened my door. He took my hand as he walked me up to the house. My aunt was sitting on the.