--------- A month before Halloween one year prior. " Chuck?" My wife had said to me while we were reading different sections of the evening paper. " H...mm?" Was my reply. " There is going to be a huge Halloween party at The Raucous Chicken next week." She answered. I put down the page I was reading and gave her my full attention. I was a closet crossdresser. Come to think of it, so was she. We both were known in the community so just going out crossdressed presented a problem. We had talked. ’ ‘Thank you for that daddy but I would prefer not to have a part-time footballer who is a drunkard to be the father of my baby. I thought I might look around for a lower-level peer and invite him to assume the responsibility of fatherhood and marry me’ ‘The peerage you say?’ said Agnes. ‘A major elevation within our family could bring us closer to the Queen.’ ‘No, not that high. I don’t want royal watch magazines reporting every time I go to the loo and attempting to figure out my baby’s line. They swerve apart then come back together, continuing to weave in and out. The four chasers continue to pelt the ground and surrounding trees as they slowly and gradually gain ground.Neither agent has the ability to fire back at their pursuers without risk of wrecking. The snow that is being kicked up blurs their vision and there are far too many trees—many huddled in masses—to cause concern. The game of cat and mouse continues for the next several hundred yards until finally one of the riders. What was the first pornographic material you have ever seeked out?A: Pictures of women in lingerie in my mum’s clothing catalogues, then porn magazines “Fiesta” and “Escort”What was the first porn video you have ever seen about?A: Can’t remember. Possibly free DVD that came with Playboy magazine.The practiceHow often do you masturbate?A: These days two or three times a week.With what frequency do you use porn as an aid to masturbate?A: sometimes, not always.When you use your fantasy, what do.