The number one cause of divorce is weddings. If one never gets married there is no possibility of divorce. I realize that the idea is stupid ... but s...metimes it IS necessary to explain things to some people ... like me. I did it twice. My father used to say, "You fool me once? Shame on you! You fool me twice? Shame on me!" He said that a lot.Supposing one did get married ... like my first time.The number two cause is the reception.That's when you meet the child molesters and porn stars, my. I was surprised to discover that I was out of sugar, so I headed next door to Beth and Mike's. In the year since they moved in next-door, Beth and I have become fast friends - we talk about everything - and we have that kind of "open door" policy good friends and neighbors often have. We talk about everything including sex. Lately - especially sex. I thought I had a fairly complete understanding of Beth and Mike's sex life.I didn't.I crossed into their backyard and walked right to their kitchen. When Mouth Whore stood up to walk over to the end table to retrieve a bottle of lotion I slid over and allowed Sherry to sit on the sofa beside me. Mouth Whore kneeled on the floor in front of her opening the lotion bottle while telling her mistress how sexy her feet and toes were. Rubbing the lotion in good between her hands she began rubbing Sherry’s left foot and leg as far up as she could reach, before repeating the process on her right side. After 10 minutes or so of this she asked; “Am I. We went to the kitchen. Bob, Mary/Fran, Rick, Kit and all of the Smart Cats were there. It was 5:15 AM. Maria had a steamer loaded with hot oatmeal, and she had set out OJ, milk, and coffee. We were ready for our flight to Fallon. This was really going to wake Sonoma County. Twenty-eight F-16's lighting it off together.We took the van to the airport, where we met the rest of the squadron and Smart Cats. Nowell Holms and his maintenance class were there. They had all of the F-16's fueled and.