Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?A: A trip without the kids!Q: What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A: A w...ite owl says, “hoot, hoot” a black owl says, “who dat, who dat”Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?A: It’s not hard.Q: Why did the Indians come to America first?A: Because they had reservations..Q: What do you call a nun in a. He asked if he thought he might get the same treat that evening. That’s up to her I said just as she reappeared through the door. She looked so horny ….. White cotton top and short denim skirt with her cfm black heels. It was also obvious as she crossed the floor to the bar that she was wearing no bra. Both Jake and I smiled to each other. We knew it was going to be a good night.We spent the next 3 hours in the ‘Loose Moose’ and drank way too much booze. On a couple of occasions I caught Jake. The film is finished and already the mood is changing to one that makes me look at my coat, you notice and it makes you angry with me, you know me too well and you think I’ve created an argument so that I can storm out and be away from you, maybe I did but it wasn’t a deliberate act. You’re shouting at me now and I never have been very good at taking it well. It scares me and the fear makes me shout back through real tears. I storm upstairs and lock myself in the bathroom so that I don’t. This was starting to get out of control. He was taking these baby steps with me. Not being overly aggressive, but advancing slowly, deliberately all the while assuring me that we would only go as far as I wanted and I'll farther. It started to become clear that one of us was in control and it wasn't me. "Can I touch it?" Jonathan's words went right through me. "I don't think I'm ready" I replied. "I promise to touch it really quick. I just want to feel it a little". Then Jonathan reached over..