It seemed to me itwould automatically look flat. But I didn't know how to articulate it inclass. "Human theories change all the time. Only God's La... is eternal,and therefore real." "Years ago, they thought that man was made from thedust of the ground. Now, human theories tell us that man comes fromAtomic Force."Overall, Sunday School was boring, and I was relieved when it was time toreturn to the front of the room for the second and final hymn and theScientific Statement of Being: "There. " We got into the Vette and she began to fill me in on her sexual activities. June said the locals only place was awful. She made the mistake of going there on a night of a tequila tasting. June said she went and sat at the bar in a western style outfit. The patrons were stinking drunk. She got molested, pinched, foul mouthed, goosed and one guy grabbed her tit. She threw her wine in his face. It was the longest two hours in history. The national franchise place was a little better. June went. Making funny faces. And showing me your private areas, like the drawer in your bathroom." Giggle. "And no pink toothbrush." No second toothbrush at all," I replied. "I've never had a woman spend the night here, and certainly not one who saw a need to leave her toothbrush." Which is why I was a bit surprised at her retort."That's MY toothbrush in there now. Make you nervous?" Should I be? I mean, I have this incredible girlfriend who comes over, eats anchovy pizza with me, and practices good. .’ She breathed in with me –And this crazy young man, or maybe a sex criminal disguised as a gentleman, is now pestering me at closing time – but the problem is I was waiting to see where he was going with it – though I should have known it from the start. He couldn't be serious, I don't want to have to say it but I'm old enough to be his mother…‘Look, I would really like the chance to come over there or how close I'm allowed and just kiss you or, kiss your hand – or whatever you're comfortable.