I am going to narrate the story that really changed my life for ever. My hubby was a friend of mine during college days and he is little bit aware of ...aunchiness and my teasing ways.My hubby has never fucked my ass and I wished to get my ass fucked, It was when my hubby was out of station and I was alone so I decided to have some fun, I went to the friend of mine and she said we can have a little sex with college guys but I was reluctant but she said it will be fine as she has done it. I leanted over grabbed another tool and whispered. Hey its cool man, you are what you are. And anyway I'm bi.Right after I whispered in his ear I saw light come to his eyes.I smiled at him, he smiled back at me.So I started asking what he likes about me.He listed:Everything, ur muscles, ur hair, the view u give me, the way u worked that crank.Hey alex, I got a confession, don't tell anyone.What , what is it and I won't, I promise. Alex responded.I had the hots for u since u came in.He said me. I thought may be busy and left to my houseIt was nearly 4 pm n she called me n asked where I was I said just reached home.. She said she will be there in half hour any problem I just replied hearty welcome. She giggled n cut the phone. She came 5 min early since its city no 1 usually cares who has come or not I welcomed her and she was just gazing at my eyes n held my hand kissed it put her arms around my shoulders n kissed hard it was so sexy kiss n i hugged her tight Lifted her from the butt. . An "all-nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.AND"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokesThese are compliments of DennisThe North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.Department of Labor employee: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.Farmer: Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and.