I started squeezing her ass cheeks and rubbing her pussy from over her panty. She moaned and became a hungry tigress. She started taking out my clothe... in a hurry. I got more encouragement.I slid my hands inside her panty and touched her pussy. She got up and took me to her bedroom and pushed me on the bed and was all over me, kissing me madly, licking my chest. Then after a few minutes, she stopped and seductively, removed her t-shirt and bra.“How’s that?” she asked. I could not say anything. Out of sight in heavy foliage, one of the boys pulled Nora into his arms and kissed her, but before the kiss ended, the other young man moved in and stole her away, kissing her with even more fervor than the first. Nora laughed gaily, danced away from them and ran over a small ridge and down to a meadow dotted with red Indian paintbrush and flowering purple thistles. Just ahead of the boys, she darted through some scrub oak, but they caught her deep in a stand of pinion pines.Pine needles. ”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside. Claire was to be the first person to see them since i'd had them pierced, i'd been waiting a very long time for my wife to see them or even notice their outline below my Tshirt but as she'd not seen me topless in as long as i could remember i was glad that Claire was to be the first to make use of them to give me heightened pleasure, apart from myself of course. They'd always been sensitive and larger than the average male nipples and the small 18ct gold rings served to make them even more.