Some of the cliches that rolled across the monitor — ‘let me squeeze your rosebud,’ ‘oh baby, I’m gonna drill you,’ and, my favorite, ‘... want to lick your beaver’ — were hilarious. But they didn’t stop me from growing more and more excited. Out of nowhere, a private message dialog box appeared on our screen, accompanied by a loud chime. It was someone called MadMike25. ‘HEY SEXY!’ he typed. ‘HI MIKE,’ Sarah replied. ‘I WAS AFRAID YOU WEREN’T GOING TO MAKE IT TODAY.’ ‘NOPE. I’M HERE.’ ‘DID YOU. His black rimmed glasses slid halfway down his nose as he used his finger to push them back up into place.“Don’t worry Roger, I won’t bite.”Reluctantly he got on to the bed and lay down next to me.“So how many girlfriends have you had?”“Well…to be honest none.”“So you like to just date then. You’re not really into commitments at all?”“Ha-ha I wish I could say that but no. I actually haven’t really been on a date.”“Really?”“Yeah. This is actually the first time I’ve even been inside a girls. The woman on-screen had a fantastic body, obviously the result of a rigorous exercise program. Her arms and legs were well- toned, musculature evident under the skin, but not grossly so. Her leotard was grey, with black leggings, revealing slim hips, and cut to accentuate a rather prodigous bosom. Aaron gaped. That was his MOM!Dance music started up on the tape, and Aaron's mother began to go through what was, evidently, her routine. Aaron continued to stare, dumbfounded. He'd always known she. " Maybe that's why they were going to pay that much." I won't get involved here, just let me tell you that Iggy Cooper won't lead you astray or short change you." I'm sure I'll be happy." She said as she turned in the seat and paused long enough to punctuate the fact that "shop talk" was over."I missed seeing you today, but I kept thinking about this morning." She said in a low voice.I smiled, not taking my eyes off the road and then shot her a glance."I thought a lot about that too. What.