” To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday!LEXOPHILIA- WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THES... UP?A lexophile of course!• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.• I. At around 2.45 pm she messaged me her pic in lingerie inviting me to room #416. I got a shock of my life. She actually checked into the same hotel. I was having lunch with my buyers but could hardly eat or concentrate on any of the conversations.My mind was all into her and thinking of her craziness. I was aroused. Post dinner, I gave offered my buyers to take some rest in their rooms. I had a small banking job to be taken care of and I would meet them in the office at 5 PM. They liked that. "ok baby, head down, ass up" he ordered. What a fucking beautiful view he thought, and lowered his lips to her exposed ass and pussy again. This time he stuck his tongue in her ass, again a gasp. he reamed her good but she begged him to fuck her again. This time it was his turn to look. He took the tip of his black cock and slowly started to penetrate her quivering pussy lips from behind, slowly at first, admiring his blackness, his thickness and the contrast against her pinkness. He. My eyes take in her beauty. Long, flowing red hair, fair skin, a worn green tee-shirt and frayed denim shorts. I realize I’m holding my gaze too long and lower my head looking at what I brought over in my hands.Ooohh, is that for me? Ah, you must be the welcoming party?!!? Thanks! she said, and took the cheesecake out of my hands. Come inside, she added, and opened the door wider.Oh, sorry, I’m Sarah you’re next door……neighbor! she shouted completing my sentence. And I’m Joy! I was getting.