After two weeks the lady comes back complaining, 'Doctor I don't know what you did, but now my wind is smelling horribly.''Good, ' the doctor replies,...'Your sense of smell is back, now let's see what we can do about your hearing'.This little ditty is compliments of Gary... Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children of his own?He only comes once a year and then that's down the chimney.This one is compliments of DennisThe Man RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all. The next weekend came around and it went fairly similar to the previous weekend. Once the night game started however, things changed. I found myself cheering for one team while the other four cheered for the opposing team. Naturally, due to the alcohol and the typical male machismo, it got to the point of ‘putting your money where your mouth is’ kind of attitude. John asked if I wanted to make a wager on the game. I informed him that I never gamble with my money. I am not rich by any. Her eyes were closed. I watched and undressed. “Are your panties wet, April?”She nodded.“I can’t hear you.”“Yes,” she said. “Good. I want you to take two fingers and rub your slit.”She touched herself through her silky underwear as I watched. She opened her eyes and saw me naked in front of her. Her eyes went right to my swelling cock.“Do you see how much you excite me, April?”“Yes,” she said.“How does it make you feel?”“Excited,” she answered.“Do you want to touch your pussy?” I. She's determined to select my costume the best this year so I might winsome prize at the school Halloween dance. She told me we would beshopping at Wal-mart this evening for costume ideas. I'd had a busy dayat school but knew I had no choice but to go to Wal-mart to find the'perfect' costume.Unfortunately for me, right at the front of the store as we walked inpast the greeter was a rack full of young girl's slip / tutus forcostume ideas. There were lots of costumes at the entrance but Mothersaw.