" It looks like Jennifer has a suitor Gail, maybe it's time for thatmother daughter talk." It's only a phone call Uncle Matt, relax!"His snort told me...that he didn't believe that for a minute. That night Ilay in bed and wondered why Mike wanted to call me when there were somany 'real' girls available to him. He was tall and nice looking, hadgood manners and dressed nice. Every girl I knew wanted him to call her,and yet he was calling me! In the morning I wore shorts that I had cutoff, which let. .my name's Phillip, Phillip Carstairs, by the way.” She extended her and hand and gripped his firmly. “Stella Pattinson and should I tell you? Okay, why not. I made a date on a chat line and we arranged to meet this way.'' “And instead you got me courtesy of the Heart Foundation,” said Phillip. ”Rather appropriate when you think about it.” “I think we had different parts of the body in mind,” she replied with devastating bluntness. He felt his face heating up with an unavoidable blush. . ” We both replied in stereo.“Well okay then, but there’s 2 things that I must insist on. Firstly that you go to a properly qualified person to get them done.”“Can’t you do it in the garage?” Beaver asked. “Just joking.” She added.“I should hope so Beaver. Oh I do like your names and I’m so glad that you’ve gone back to using your full names.”“Do you look at my bald beaver every time that you say my name daddy?”“No Beaver.”“I do.” Zack added.“Do you at least think about my bald beaver every time. ‘What the fuck!’ He heard a voice say through the door. After a couple minutes, the door was answered, and to Chad’s surprise it was Rita, the prostitute that he had been with earlier in the evening. She was wearing nothing but a sheet and had a self-satisfied smirk on her face. ‘Well, well, you’ve come for some after all lover? It’s too late now, and I got me someone who can get it up,’ she added a bit maliciously, ‘we don’t want to be disturbed so be a good boy and maybe I can squeeze you in.