”“If you like having sex with guys and girls, them you’re bisexual, not gay.”“Good to know, thanks oldtimer.”“So, if you were horny and ... guy was willing, would you fuck him in the ass?”“I don’t know. I never really thought about it!”“How many of your girl friends gave you head?”“Jeez, I am not comfortable talking about this stuff!”“Do you think I am too nosy?”“No, I just like to keep my sex life private.”His hands were in his lap and I commented, “Yet, here you are sitting with another. . nothin' good will come of this." Well, just get it for me, we'll make the trade, and you'll never have to worry about what I do with it later." Very well, very well," said the leprechaun. "Stay here, I'll be right back."She took a long swig from her bottle, squinted and belched."An keep yer grubby fingers off the nuggets while I'm gone!"Then screwing up her face, she turned around and slipped out of the world, leaving Jim alone in the alley clutching her treasure.Jim looked around. No one was. Kuch deer baad meiney oss ki panty bhi otaar di. Oss ki choot par chotey chotey baal thy phir meiney deere se apni index fingure osski choot mein daal di.ossney deere sey awaz ki ahhhh, outhhhhhhhhhhhhh ossney kaha deere karo mujhey dard ho raha hai.kuch deer fingure andar bahar karta rahi or osskimani choot gaye or meieny oss ki sari mani pee lee phir meiney apney clothes otaar diye or apna lun nikaal kar osskey hand mein de diya pheley to vo issey dekh kar gabra gaye.meieny oss kaha ki. Then she had acted like she couldn’t find a comfortable sitting position and “accidently” her breast had exposed. So after all I think the woman had been the highlight of the parking service guy’s day.Mum smiled at me as she drove down Park Avenue and we laughed as we talked about what kind of a crazy trip this had been. As mum normally had to turn left and take the FDR to the north and then drive over Manhattan Bridge to get us to the south she took the right lane and I wondered but didn’t say.