As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position.Gus, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pist...l. The next day,Gus went back to the doctor.The doctor asked, "How did it go?" Well, not as I'd expected. When I fired the pistol, Becky shit on my face, bit three inches off my dick, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."This is a thought piece from Earl...WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?Kindergarten Teacher: To. The campus police wouldn't ticket my car between eleven o'clock and seven am when I would leave for school.Scott Henderson announced to each class on Friday morning that they would have a term paper due in three weeks. The students could work in groups of one, two or three people. They had to have their groups organized and have a topic for Scott and me to approve on Monday. Thursday and Friday's classes would be at the library to give them a head start on their research.I knew why Scott. I wondered if he could faintly see my string bikini panties and somewhat sheer bra underneath my light summer dress. Was this to be the making of a night to remember? I hoped it would. Walking out the door, I could feel my neighbors staring as I got into his Jaguar. The early evening air was warm and I felt sexier than ever. I had a cute man taking me out, but in the back of my mind I kept wondering if this was right and what was going to happen when we get home. Oh, well, that was still awhile. "Okay," Victor said, glancing over the map. "Start by going south on I-5 to Woodland. Take State Route 503 out of Woodland. You'll be going east into the Cascades." He squinted at the map and pulled out a pen. "Right about here, 503 turns south," he said as he made a mark on the map. "Another road goes straight. That's the Lewis River Road. It might have a sign saying State Route 90. For some reason, kids like to tear the signs down and put them on their wall. The state keeps putting them back.