Wouldn't it be weird?''Ha!' I laughed. 'Hello! What isn't weird about us? Sex is sex, though, if you want it, go get it...''Hmmm,' she contemplated qu...elty.'And another thing, we have so many weird things in common and now it transpires we're both pansexual; we'd just have something else to add to our weird list of mutual facts!''Would you really though?' Charlie asked, uncertainly.'Hell yeah, always wanted to do it with a taller woman,' I said with a humouring wink.I'll never forget that pause. There were only three tubes before her. How had she existed with no morethan that? With growing anxiety, Greg opened each one, noting withdismay the limited selection of colors. Light, medium and dark red. Howunimaginative. Before deeper self-recrimination could set in, shespotted some lip liner. Well, if she used that to make her mouth fuller,and fussed with combining the palest and deepest reds, the situationcould be salvaged. And she couldn't go on thinking of herself as 'Greg'.How. I was greeted by Lucas himself. He introduced me to his girlfriend, Jennifer Avoras. She was a tall, good-looking young Latin woman with light bronze skin and black hair. I shook hands with Jennifer, then looked around the room. The apartment was vast, and nicely decorated. Also, it was packed with people. Good-looking and well-dressed young men and women. They even smelled expensive. I smiled. Once more, I was surrounded by those who were born into wealth and lacked any appreciation for it. . So we all hopped into a car and I ravenously suckedboth men off in the backseat as we drove to the store. The guys werespeechless, but very happy when we finally arrived at Wal-Mart.But I wasn't happy, and I wasn't satiated. I moaned and rubbed my nipplesin the middle of the store. People stared at me as I filled a shoppingcart with makeup, perfume, jewelry, clothing and other femininenecessities. I even stopped in the middle of the aisle and tried onseveral pairs of Wal-Mart's finest pumps..