She said to get dressed. Is she going to let me wear clothes?Then she laughed and said, “Oh, silly me. You are dressed for work. Once you get your t...eth clean, wash your face in the toilet like I taught you. Face in the water and flush three times. Then come get me before you go to work. I’ll give you the keys, license and credit card so you can go. Don’t want you late. Jeni and Kim are expecting you. They have a special treat for you.”I scooted out of the cage and went to the back door. When I. ” It was his best parody of an Afro-American accent and it made her laugh. “Oh please, I liked you much better as an Aussie.” “Well you’re a cracker little sheila Beck.” “Er, thanks!” she replied through gritted teeth, “Now enough talking buster!” With that she grabbed his cock and massaged it while gazing into his face with narrowed eyes. They were eyes of purest turquoise blue, as warm, clear and gleaming as the shallows of the Aegean. She opened her mouth slowly, showing him rows of perfect. “Parallel reality stuff?”I nodded my head.“Is it weird that I want to have sex with my doppelganger?” my girlfriend asked.“I knooooow!” I gushed, “I want to fuck my evil twin, too! So hot.”Ji-Yun nodded her head in vigorous agreement. “Like the ultimate incest.”I squealed in delight and hugged my girlfriend. I kissed her, tasting sweet and spicy pussy on her lips. I loved her so much. She just “got” me. Yes, I might have mind-controlled her into being the perfect girlfriend by accident, but she. He sat down and slipped a CD across the table at me.“What’s this?” I asked.“It’s a CD full of old-school Goth music. Try it, you’ll like it.”“Who’s on it?”“You know, The Sisters, Bauhaus, Siouxsie, Fields, Ministry, all the big names the yuppies will never know.”“I’m depressed Ian, how is listing to whiners whine about being more depressed than me going to make me feel better.”“Ahh, that is the reason I hand you the classics my negative minded friend. It’s only after Goth became popular that.