Made one puzzle, what was the point in getting dressed in ones most expensive clothes for a gathering where sadness prevents anything you could possib...y wear from looking good, and the guest of honor really couldn't care less what you wear. But tradition was as it was and so even at this most untraditional funeral, some things were irrepressible.After they had exchanged heartfelt sorrows and sympathetic well wishes the guests then proceeded to the casket to take one last look at a face they had. I shook my head as I walked away. I went to my computer and sent Fred a short message. SHE BAUGHT IT. Two weeks later I had everything set up for the weekend. Friday came and the closer it got to 6pm the harder it was to control myself. My wife had dinner almost ready when the doorbell rang. We opened the door and invited Fred and Sandy in. Fred stood about 6 ft tall with a slim body, and brown hair. Sandy was so beautiful standing there in tight blue jeans and T-shirt, with a vary petite. Especially making him watch Alice give you a blowjob. There was an awkward silence for a minute with me looking at them, shit I was thinking no way was I going to relinquish my control over these whores, not when I was having the time of my life using them any which way I wanted. Ah well you see there lies the problem Fiona. This is how Im now seeing things. That piece of shit is going to be living downstairs using the sofa as a bed. Hell be living here rent free like he has done for the last. I might be the horny one and I might come to you looking for satisfaction. You’ve got to agree to returning the future as and when I ask. Deal?’ ‘No problem. Whats the second thing?’ ‘The second thing is I started my period yesterday, so you aint going there tonight. But if you fancy it…..’ she ran her hand through my hair and stared deep into my eyes, her breath hot and scented on my face, ‘ You can be the first man to have anal sex with me.’ Fancy it? My pants were around my ankles almost.