-Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.-Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a...more-talented fool.-I’ll bet you $4,567 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.-Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?-My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her. I opened my mouth in an effort to reason with them but before I could start things got even worse.At some unspoken gesture Christine stood back and Brigitte pulled off her tie and reached down to her sleek hips to unzip her grey skirt."No. Please, no," I whimpered but the skirt fell to the floor revealing white high-cut non-regulation briefs and sheer black elasticated stockings. Her thighs were long and made a small enticing 'v' at their junction with the bulge of her plump pubis. I was. Guys, why is it that a cold hand placed anywhere other than your ‘wedding tackle’ makes you shudder and complain. Placed on both himself and my balls it does tend to bring things to ‘full mast’ very, very quickly. Or maybe it’s just my anatomy that’s suspect? Answers on a postcard some other time!No matter, darling Mandy, pleased as she was at not just my readiness, but also my willingness to play was now giving me the pleasure and indulgence of a deep-throat final warm up. She muttered, “He’s. At that moment the doorbell rang.Laura, for it was of course she, waited at the door with growing unease. Ever since she had arrived at her mother's house the night before, she had been haunted by a fear that she was about to make a monumental idiot of herself. Her mother had asked shrewd questions about her sudden decision to visit and Laura, feeling that it was impossible to explain the situation to anyone else, had been obliged to give vague and evasive replies. In the morning as she sat in.