"The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.One asked... "What if one explodes before we get there?"The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do ... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish."I think it's got epilepsy," he. It was so exciting feeling. She has taken so deep inside. Then started to fuck her mouth for 20 min and I was about to cum, she asked me to cum in her mouth. I cummed in her mouth and she was so happy and said haven’t got this much of a load of cum in my lifetime.Then I removed her petticoat and she was wearing red color panty. Sat on the kitchen shelf I started to tease her by not removing her panty, rubbing her pussy. She was enjoying and herself removed the panty. It was a hairy pussy and. "Thirty years and he still hasn't learned his damn lesson."Hoshi looked up to see Trip's father standing at the foot of the biobed. She looked at him questioningly."He's been like that since he was a lil' boy," he explained and Hoshi could see the pain in his eyes. "When his first girlfriend cheated on him, he worked himself to shreds. After a week our backyard looked as if we had paid a million bucks for it, all my tools were in perfect order and the old hover car that I had planned to sell. “You know, not great, I had to sell the salon. I see you are doing well though, saw you on the telly at the Monaco Grand Prix flashing your tits, and if that wasn’t enough, one of your films was on the porn channel that same night, I never thought you‘d do those kind of films, honestly it was disgusting.” She said. “Then why were you watching it, if it was so disgusting.” Sukky spat back at her, with more venom than was necessary. No it was necessary, hypocritical bitch. She didn’t answer, just.