“Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft...times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of. The more you think about it the more turned on you get. You reach down and grab your husband’s cock. “Think you have the energy to fuck me again?” you ask him. “You dirty bitch you have been thinking about swinging and being fucked by other men haven’t you?” he laughs “No I haven’t” you reply. He reaches down and feels your pussy. “Well this soaking wet pussy tells me different” he says. You try to pretend you haven’t been thinking about swinging but he knows you better. You slide down his body. Ow stop judging your reading this Her mind is perfectly in tune with mine as always. She gazes up at me with half-lidded eyes and reaches a hand out to caress my cheek, thumb dancing along my lower lip.“Think you can finish me?” She asks, and even if I wasn’t already wanting to do exactly that, the way she’s watching me in that moment would have been enough to convince me anyway.She closes her eyes with a pleasured sigh as I press my thumb down on her clit again, and I use that fleeting freedom from her entrancing gaze to back.
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